h/t ‘JUST when you think you’ve heard it all!’ – PF
19-year-old Tiana Harris, 21-year-old Estefania Myers and 47-year-old Lisa Parker of Dover’s Hands of Our Future daycare
Here are the rules of Toddler Fight Club, based on the information the detectives have released about the video:
I. No pinching. In the video, one child is reportedly heard yelling “He pinched me!” (snitch). One of the daycare workers then reminds her young warriors there is “No pinching! Only punching!”
II. Only punching. Technically, this is part of the “no pinching” clause, but it could also be extended to life outside of the toddler gladiatorial arena. Just only ever be punching. If you find yourself doing something other than punching, punch that thing in the face and keep on punching. There is only punching.
III. No babies. Dover Police Captain Tim Stump says the video catches one crying child attempting to forfeit the game, only to be pushed back into the fray by one of the workers. If you’re going to behave like a baby, you are not welcome in Toddler Fight Club.
Following the incident, Hands of Our Future Daycare has had its license revoked.
All previously scheduled Toddler Fights have definitely not been moved behind Lord and Taylor on Market Street and betting absolutely is not open until 6:30 p.m. tonight.
The fight video is not being shown to parents or the public because police say it is evidence. Efforts to reach the daycare owner were not successful. - source WTSP
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